The True Religion Graduate School of Theology is one of the most selective and, therefore prestigious, institutions of higher education in the world. Fewer than 10 percent of applicants are admitted in any given year. Of those, most are administratively withdrawn by the end of the first semester due to inadequate performance.
To apply, send a statement of 25 words or less to firstname.lastname@example.org giving your reasons for wishing to enroll. Put “Why I want a Th.D.” in the subject line. In most cases your letter of rejection, suitable for framing, will be sent out within a few days. Decisions of the Dean are final. All applications become the property of True Religion, S.P. and will not be returned.
*The True Religion Graduate School of Theology is not supported, in part, by a grant from the U.S. Office of Education USOE-55-787-96